... Better than sex

Why is chocolate better than sex?

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
6. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.
7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
8. The cord "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
9. It's not risky to have chocolate on public transports.
10. You can have chocolate on your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. With chocolate, there's no need to fake it.
13. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
14. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
15. Good chocolate is easy to find.
16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
17. You are never too young of to old for chocolate.
18. When you have chocolate, it does not keep your neighbours awake.
19. With chocolate size doesn't matter.


This list is not exhaustive!